Breast Dressed
As a Mormon college student I once read an article in Vogue magazine written by a man who went to a cocktail party with lots of very fashionable people. Around this time breast-baring dresses were walking down the runway, but runway and red carpet looks were never intended to be wearable as is. Sure, Madonna might expose her lovelies for the cameras, but she probably won’t go to the gas station like that, or a cocktail party…I’m assuming. Most people, even celebrities, who buy dresses like the naked breast dress, would wear something to cover up, at least a little. Anyway, this guy writing the article saw a woman with her breasts exposed at a cocktail party. This wasn’t an accident, it was one of those dresses, and just like Madonna on stage, she didn’t cover anything. The Article Man, or TAM, wondered what kind of woman would wear a dress like that in public, so he approached her. He found out she was a recent college graduate from a Mormon school called Ricks in Idaho. She said...